I’ve never reviewed a toy before…well, a toy rapper sure but never an under the Christmas tree type toy. Stylish figurines are the new trend, all kinds of graf artists are designin’ em (Doze's ones are ill). Check Kidrobot.com to see how far it goes. The Alpha Male Military is the first of Stikfas’ super-poseable figures and demonstrates how much character a faceless, trumped-up Lego man can have. For those that have been in withdrawal since Snake Eyes, the AMM comes with no less than 11 gats: uzi, mack 10, revolver, AK-47… But personally I was interested in throwin’ my dude in b-boy moves and stances. Right now he’s doin’ a baby suicide. And if you know what that is, you know Snake Eyes ain’t never done that. These army men are light weight and made to balance on any segment. If you doin’ the figurine thing you need to have at least two of these as battling breakers to go right next to your favorite Michael Lau. Word is their next figure will be the Alpha Male Samurai and I’m geeked.